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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Hotflashes? Painful sex? Those b****** are GONE!” - Diane K.
When it comes to your health... Test, Don't Guess!
Sick and tired of menopause solutions that are expensive and ineffective? Or doctors who don’t do all that much to help?
When it comes to menopause symptoms, many of us are in the dark, trying to figure out what works, what hurts, and what does nothing at all!
If you’re like us, you get stuck symptom stacking - treating the brain fog… and then the insomnia pops up, so you deal with that… but now you’re bloated… so you fix that, and then the mood swings knock you sideways… (and on and on it goes with the other 45 common symptoms of menopause!)
Your bathroom shelf and your bank account certainly feel the strain, but what else are you supposed to do when your doctor tells you that it’s ‘normal’ ?
So, now, you’re still dealing with symptoms, AND you’ve spent a ton of money on supplements or “cures” that don’t do much.
And there is still that looming question… What is actually going on inside your body to be causing all these issues?
Getting out of the 'Menopause Mist'
Y'know the mist? The one where no one seems to care about or notice your symptoms but you...
Your doctor tells you it's just a part of aging. Your husband doesn't have a clue. Your Mom tells you things were worse in her day, and your friends don't seem to talk about it at all.
We get it. We've been there too.
We were tired of our symptoms being ignored or dismissed. We were tired of fighting to get basic care or testing. Most of all? We were tired of feeling tired (and the other 43 main symptoms of menopause) all the damn time.
Symptom Stacking
Definition: Trying to treat menopause symptoms one by one, in a confusing game of symptom whack-a-mole.
It goes a little like this...
Melatonin, Vitamin E, Coconut Oil, Prescriptions 1, 2, 3...
Oh, but none of those will help with hot flashes.
Also, the melatonin has now stopped working so you need to find a new way to get some sleep.
What's that? You forgot to pick up the prescription your doctor randomly prescribed?
Don't worry, it won't help the brain fog anyway!
So you start trying a whole new regimen of products and the cycle begins again.
Understanding the Endocrine System
Do you really want to go messing around with your hormone system?
Let's face it, you already know it's probably not a good idea to try 598105 new things to see what might work. Aside from the cost and the confusion, you know it's not great for your body.
Your endocrine system is made up of all the body's different hormones, and it regulates all biological processes in the body from conception through adulthood and into old age, including the development of the brain and nervous system, the growth and function of the reproductive system, as well as the metabolism and blood sugar.
Messing with your hormones can be a dangerous game, meaning you fix one problem only to trigger another one... {diagrams}
Super Saliva
It's actually BETTER (and way easier) than Blood OR Urine Tests...
Part of the problem is that traditional testing isn't very useful. Blood tests certainly sound serious... but the information they give you isn't all that helpful.
Saliva tests are uniquely suited to measuring hormones; because they filter out unusable hormones, the results show you the amount of active hormones that your body can actually use.
This means you can see what hormones your body is working with - something incredibly valuable for both establishing your baseline values, AND tracking your hormone levels if you are already using some form of topical hormone treatment.
Data With Depth
We give you information you can actually use
With just four saliva samples, you will have the answers you need about your hormone profile.
But we don’t stop there - our hormone tests are made with menopausal women in mind - meaning we give you your hormone results, optimal hormone ranges (not ‘normal’), and - we give you established supplementation guidelines.
We don’t just give you a bunch of random numbers -you can see where you are, ideal hormone ranges, and your options to getting there.
You don’t need a medical degree to understand our results, but, if you’re ever confused, our team is there to help along the way, with blogs, scientific research, and menopausal women (yes, our team!) just a phone call away.
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Which Hormones Might Be Behind YOUR Unpleasant Symptoms?
ESTROGENS
PROGESTERONE
TESTOSTERONE
DHEA
Menopause symptoms are generally caused by insufficient hormone levels — and often several different hormones get out of balance and leave us feeling terrible. But, many of us don't get taught about hormones, or get help when they become imbalanced. Our hormone profile looks at:
But, what is linked to what? There are many symptoms that can plague you post-menopause, as our chart below shows. The colored icons indicate which hormones may be the culprit. So, what menopause symptoms are bothering YOU?
● brain fog
● fatigue
● headaches
● memory problems
● lack of focus
● poor concentration
● dizziness/vertigo
● sleeplessness
● depression
● mood swings
● irritability
● low libido
● chronic pain
● hair loss/thinning
● facial hair
● thinning skin
● dry skin
● brittle fingernails
● weight gain
● vaginal dryness
● painful sex
● recurring UTIs
● incontinence
● hot flashes
● cold flashes
● brittle bones
● achy joints
● muscle weakness
● increased body fat
Supplement With Simplicity (or Certainty, clarity, precision)
This is data with depth. Useful, usable reports that give you the information you need to make changes. Our reports take hormone testing, and make it functional for YOU.
With our reports you can:
Your Hormone Profile is as Unique as Your Fingerprint. One-size fits all solutions can not only be useless, but harmful. You no longer have to be left in the dark with complicated charts or guesswork - with our reporting, we make understanding your hormones (and your menopause) as easy as A, B, C.
When you apply Silky Peach to your labia, the estriol molecule absorbs into the blood stream and goes searching for estrogen receptors.
Once an estriol molecule binds to an estrogen receptor, it sends the signal to the cell nucleus to repair the cell.
As the cells get the message, they begin rejuvenating the cell and the tissue of the vagina and urethra begin to rebuild, regaining elasticity and moisture.
Why Test Hormones With Saliva Rather Than Blood?
Hormone testing doesn't have to hurt... literally and figuratively.
Imagine you go to a bakery, and you want to buy a cake. They have 100 cakes in the bakery, but, half the cakes in the display are already reserved. Now, this is easy math, but for hormones, this highlights the difference between blood (serum) and saliva tests. Blood tests will show you that you have '100 cakes' - even though half of those are not bioavailable. Saliva tests will show you that, in fact, there are only '50 cakes' that your body can use.
Blood testing is great for some stuff, but NOT for hormones. Saliva really is the best method to test the active/bioavailable portion of hormones, which are reflective of tissue levels. Anyone considering using bio-identical hormone replacement (BHRT), will want to know active hormone levels. In addition, if you are using a topical (skin applied) hormone preparation for treatment, saliva testing is the most accurate tool to measure and monitor hormone status.
Ditch the needles and pinpricks, and let saliva give you the answers you need!
Imagine you're at a party, mingling with a crowd of 50 attractive men. But wait, a closer look reveals 33 of them are sporting wedding bands. That means only 17 are truly up for grabs.
Blood tests for hormones work similarly. They measure the total amount of estrogen in your body, like counting all the men at the party. But just like not all those men are available, not all that estrogen is active or usable.
Saliva tests, on the other hand, are like having a special pass that filters out the married guys. They only measure the active estrogen, the kind your body can actually put to good use.
So, if you're looking for a true picture of your hormonal status, saliva testing is the way to go. It's especially important for those considering bio-identical hormone replacement (BHRT) or using topical hormone treatments.
So, ditch the needles and embrace the spit! Saliva testing is your key to unlocking the secrets of your hormones.
Why Women Love It
“I went from having horrible pain with sex to enjoying it again in only 4 weeks! This stuff is MIRACULOUS!”
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“I was taking estrogen and getting NO relief. Quit the estrogen and tried Silky Peach. No more pain during sex, no more dryness and irritation, no more urinary leaking!!”
“I was to the point of 'tissue paper' down there and avoided intimacy for years. This has change my entire situation to one of comfort and me being the one to instigate again. What a confidence builder - and he is over the moon!!”
Easy, Peasy — Collect Your Sample, Mail It Back
STEP 1
Order Your Kit
Order the test and read the instructions thoroughly. All the info you need for the forms, collection, and return can be found in the package, and we have lots of info on our blogs too!
STEP 2
Collect Your Samples
Collect your saliva at the designated times. You will be collecting 4 saliva samples at different times. Be sure to read the collection instructions.
STEP 3
Wait For Results
Return the sample and wait for the results. Our lab is fast, and we should have your results back in X-Y days. In the meantime, we have a blog that covers all things menopause!
Frequently Asked Questions
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
Parlor Games, LLC ● kate@parlor-games.com ● 5304 River Rd N Ste B ● Keizer OR 97303
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
28 Day Challenge Subscription Details
We ship you a 28 day supply of Silky Peach Cream for only $29 (more than 25% off our normal price) when you sign up for Subscribe & Save.
Follow the directions we include in the package and apply Silky Peach cream on your tender bits for 28 days.
Decision Day:
5 days before your subscription rebills, we’ll send you an email reminder with a link. If you decide Silky Peach is nice but not your thing… you can click that link and cancel your subscription without even talking to anyone. No hassle — no questions asked.
If you are like 72% of our Silky Peach customers, you’ll love it and can't imagine life without it. In that case, do nothing, and we’ll welcome you to the Parlor Games family and ship Silky Peach Cream to your door step every month for the same discounted price of $29 — locked in for as long as you remain a subscriber.
Important note about our easy-breezy subscriptions:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription — that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world — one vagina at a time! If you decide you don’t need Estriol as an ongoing solution for dryness, incontinence, UTIs and keeping sex fun and comfortable again, we understand. Five days before we ship your next order, you'll receive an email with a link to cancel right there in the message.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
FYI – Estriol is beneficial for skin integrity and mucous membranes. It’s great for vaginal atrophy and also amazing for use on the face and neck. Applying a small amount — about 1 pump — can help build the collagen and plump up the cells to reduce wrinkles. Who knew!!
OUR HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.