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Just Because Your Body No Longer Makes Progesterone,
Doesn't Mean You Don't Still Need It
You do! Progesterone is VITAL for the health of many cells in the body. We may not need as much, but we still need it.
We still got boobs, we still got brains (even if they are foggy sometimes), we still got skin, and digestive function, and joints, and everything we always had. Progesterone helps with all of these areas of the body.
Progesterone is a must if you have (or want to avoid)...
While Silky Peach Cream is rejuvenating your vagina and surrounding bits, Vibrant Third Progesterone Cream works on a broader scale to maintain the health of your whole body.
Unlike it’s ProgestIN cousin (which is the pharmaceutical version and is NOT bioidentical), bioidentical Progesterone Cream does NOT carry risks of blood clots and weight gain.
Instead, Vibrant Third Progesterone Cream helps protect your breasts, heart, brain, hair follicles, and metabolism. And our unique proprietary formula contains antioxidants which are important for reducing inflammation.
Plus, Parlor Games Vibrant Third Progesterone contains only the cleanest, most organic ingredients to ensure that you treat your body right. And all our creams are Paraben Free.
Balance your hormones with Vibrant Third Progesterone Cream, formulated for post menopausal women..
PARABEN FREE
INGREDIENTS:
Deionized Water, Sunflower Seed Oil*, Shea Butter*, Progesterone, Cupuacu Butter*, Stearic Acid, Glycerin, Carnauba Wax*, Lactobacillus/Acerola Cherry Ferment, Leuconostoc/Radish Root Ferment Filtrate, Lactobacillus, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Sweet Almond Oil*, Phenoxyethanol, Xanthan Gum, Bacopa Monnieri Extract*, Rhodiola Rosea Root Extract*, Marula Seed Oil*, Coconut Fruit Extract, Moringa Pterygosperma Seed Extract, Coenzyme Q10, Potassium Sorbate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Roman Chamomile Flower Oil, Rosemary Leaf Extract, Sodium Hydroxide, Cucumber Peel Extract, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate (*Organic).
Paraben Free
SUGGESTED USE:
Apply 1 pump of cream daily or every other day, rubbed into thin areas of the body e.g. inner wrists or behind the knees. Rotate between these areas routinely. Avoid fatty areas such as belly, inner thighs, and hips. Best applied at night for improved sleep.
Why do women need Progesterone?
The body uses progesterone in hundreds of ways. Progesterone is typically associated with the reproductive cycle, but there is so much more. Progesterone is important for breast health, brain health, bone health, digestion, inflammation, reducing cholesterol, supporting cardiovascular health, enhancing thyroid function AND it helps with moods. You get the point - we could go on. Just because women are past menopause, it does not mean we don't benefit from bioidentical progesterone.
How much Vibrant Third should I use?
Vibrant Third progesterone has 25mg of progesterone per pump. Apply one pump daily to thin areas of the skin (inner arms, behind the knee, around the ankles). Progesterone is absorbed into the blood stream where it hitches a ride on a red blood cell and is spread around to all the places in the body where it is needed. Avoid applying on fatty tissue as the hormone will just sit there in the fat cells and not get to where it's needed. You can adjust your use as fits your body. Some women need progesterone every day, others every other day.
When should I apply the cream?
Progesterone can have a calming effect so is often best used in the evening. Progesterone can help improve the quality of sleep.
Can I use progesterone for tender or fibrocystic breasts?
Yes. Often tender or fibrocystic breasts are an indicator of too much estrogen in relation to progesterone. Estrogen is a hormone that encourages cell growth and progesterone is the natural balancer to that growth. Parlor Games Vibrant Third progesterone cream can be applied directly to breast tissue. Do not apply for more than 5 days in a row. After 5 days, switch to applying on thin areas of the skin.
Why should I use progesterone if I am using estrogen?
Estrogen is a hormone that makes cells grow - uterine cells, breast cells, skin cells, ovarian cells included. Estrogen is valuable and important to the body. Too much growth can cause a range of symptoms such as bloating, increased risk of blood clots, increased risk of breast cancer, increased gallstones, weight gain, breast tenderness, food cravings, headaches, increased triglycerides and more. Progesterone is a regulating hormone, regulating the body in many ways so that balance is maintained. Progesterone will limit endometrial growth, mature breast cells, normalize blood pressure, remove excess fluid, normalize blood clotting, resist cancer, strengthen immunity, decrease inflammation, decrease PMS symptoms for cycling women.
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription – that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world – one menopausal woman at a time! If you decide you don’t need Vibrant Third as an ongoing solution for hot flashes, brain fog, sleep problems, mood swings, or general vitality, we understand. Five days before we send your order every 2 months, you'll receive an email reminder about your upcoming shipment and a link to your customer portal where you can cancel, or push out your next ship date and change your shipment frequency.
Rather have us adjust your subscription for you? Just reach out to us through our "Contact Us" page or reply to any email we send you. No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
Parlor Games, LLC ● kate@parlor-games.com ● 5304 River Rd N Ste B ● Keizer OR 97303
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
28 Day Challenge Subscription Details
We ship you a 28 day supply of Silky Peach Cream for only $29 (more than 25% off our normal price) when you sign up for Subscribe & Save.
Follow the directions we include in the package and apply Silky Peach cream on your tender bits for 28 days.
Decision Day:
5 days before your subscription rebills, we’ll send you an email reminder with a link. If you decide Silky Peach is nice but not your thing… you can click that link and cancel your subscription without even talking to anyone. No hassle — no questions asked.
If you are like 72% of our Silky Peach customers, you’ll love it and can't imagine life without it. In that case, do nothing, and we’ll welcome you to the Parlor Games family and ship Silky Peach Cream to your door step every month for the same discounted price of $29 — locked in for as long as you remain a subscriber.
Important note about our easy-breezy subscriptions:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription — that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world — one vagina at a time! If you decide you don’t need Estriol as an ongoing solution for dryness, incontinence, UTIs and keeping sex fun and comfortable again, we understand. Five days before we ship your next order, you'll receive an email with a link to cancel right there in the message.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
FYI – Estriol is beneficial for skin integrity and mucous membranes. It’s great for vaginal atrophy and also amazing for use on the face and neck. Applying a small amount — about 1 pump — can help build the collagen and plump up the cells to reduce wrinkles. Who knew!!
OUR HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.