“I've had insomnia most of my adult life, but Chaos Calmer really works to help me relax and 'turn off' the day when I get into bed.”

Susan F. Happy Customer.

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(70 Reviews)

Chaos Calmer
Calm, Cool, and ready to Conquer!

Chaos Calmer Cream - 60-70 pumps - 50ml

Anti-anxiety, brain soothing cream

When you can't catch your breath, catch a break, or catch up... You need Chaos Calmer. With it's proprietary blend of GABA, L-Theanine, and Magnesium, it takes you from Nervous Nelly to Wonder Woman: y'know, calm, cool and collected (and kicking ass). GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. Chaos Calmer takes your days from bedlam to bliss. Great for anyone over the age of 1.

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  • Darlene S.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Meh
    It didn't seem to do anything for me, but it seems to work for other people.
    My system is odd. Caffeine makes me sleepy, so I'm not surprised that something that is calming for other people, didn't work the same for me.
  • Abbey
    ✅ Verified Customer
    63 & figuring it out
    Chaos calmer is my go to. Whether I want to get a good night sleep, or if I’m a bit wound up and wish to be a bit more thoughtful in my responses to stressful situations. I feel more confident knowing I can rely on it.
  • LS
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Repeat customer
    I love this product! It gently soothes my mind and before I know it, I am lulled to sleep. No grogginess in the morning.

    I just bought two bottles. One to keep, one to give to a friend. I am bragging about you Chaos Calmer!
  • Jamie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos calmer
    This product works! I just recommended it to a friend, can’t wait to hear how much she loves it!
  • Mary T.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sleep relief
    My past bedtime ritual after my head hits the pillow, review the day's events in a long cycle. I had the tube of Chaos Calmer and used it a couple of times. It didn't work for me. Well, after reading comments on the Sexy Sassy Solutions posts on FaceBook, I decided to try it again. 15 minutes before climbing into bed, I apply one pump to my ankle/top of foot on alternating feet or the inside of my wrist. I fall asleep much faster and actually dream better and get a full night's sleep, except for pee breaks because I am an old bird. I am so glad I found Parlor Games and their products and blogs.
  • GG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love it!
    Chaos Calmer works like a charm. It really helps me get a sense of calm so that I get a good nights sleep. I highly recommend.
  • Julie H
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great product
    When I have a troubled time falling asleep or wake up in middle of night and cannot get back to sleep, one pump and next thing I know - peaceful sleep!
  • Mayzie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Can't Be Without It
    I put this on the inside of my elbow and rub it in. Then I sit and let it sink in. I literally feel my body relax, slowly. At first I thought it was just in my head. But my sleep tracker shows better sleep and less moving around when I use it. It is a staple for me and I make sure to never run out. Thank goodness for the subscription!!
  • Dianah C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Game changer.
    Use this before bed. I don’t sleep well but this definitely helps. It’s a game changer and lets me get the rest I need. 
  • Stephanie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Instant calm
    Chaos calmer is like my secret weapon. A little dab on my wrists in the back of my hands when I feel that menopausal anxiety coming on calms me right down. I’m so grateful to have this product in my toolbox.
  • All Knotted Up
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Surprising and Wonderful
    I suffer from muscle knots that results mainly from too many hours in front of a computer. I have started taking magnesium supplements to help, but found limited improvement. I tried Chaos Calmer and have been truly amazed at the impact on the muscle. The overall soothing that comes with it is a great side benefit.
  • Deb
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Good Sleep Again
    I have been using Chaos Calmer for few months and it helps me sleep. I know because if I don’t use it, I sleep restlessly and realize I didn’t use it that night. I just apply it in the middle of the night, and read a bit until it kicks in❤️.
  • Debbie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm
    I use this every night. I rub on the tops of my hands and it helps me relax and fall asleep. 
  • Laurie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    LOVE
    I can feel my chaos being calmed within 10 min. of applying this cream. I love to put it on right before bed.
  • BFISH
    ✅ Verified Customer
    For guys, too
    I put this on the inside of my forearms each night. It helps me stay asleep and pushes aside my body’s effort to become an insomniac.
  • Sweet1dt
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Truly calms the chaos
    Chaos Calmer helps me feel balanced and reduces anxiety. Going into the holiday season, I'm able to take on the extra activities without feeling stressed out. It's a great part of my Parlor Games medicine chest...I use and love them ALL!
  • Gvm
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Works but at the wrong time
    I bought this to help with sleep. I definitely feel the physical relaxation probably from the magnesium but one of the other ingredients really woke my mind up. Couldn’t sleep and ended up taking a rx medication. It’s not for me but probably works well for others.
  • Laurie H
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Right before bed
    I love this product! Not only does it help me fall slowly to sleep at night, but my hands look lovely and much younger than 67 🤩
  • Chatty
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Need help sleeping?
    This stuff works! When I am unable to quiet my brain with thoughts, to-do lists and schedules I put this on as directed and I fall asleep!
  • Marie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    This is an amazing cream. When I need to sleep after a chaotic day, I use this and it helps me rest. When I’m at work and i feel  anxious I use this and it helps with in a few minutes , I can’t live without this! This is a natural and amazing product !
  • Kari L
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    I'm loving the Chaos Calmer! It turns off all the "mind noise" that makes it impossible to get to sleep. Before using it, as soon as my head hit the pillow my mind would begin to recall everything I did, or meant to do that day. Plus, every 80's song I ever heard on a loop that wouldn't quit! I would highly recommend Chaos Calmer to anyone that wants to be able to have a peaceful night's sleep.
  • Jennifer
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    I use this each time I get out of the shower every couple of days. This really helps me with my anxiety. I don’t feel as stressed out as I do when I do t use it for a few days. It usually last a couple of days for me and really does help with this. I am ever so grateful to have found these ladies. They have been such a lifesaver to my body and over all health, where the doctors have failed me. Thank you so much for what you do for us. 
  • Leslie inCA
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos!
    I’m a terrible sleeper and Chaos Calmer is just enough to help my brain let a peaceful calm allow sleep. I have used it when waking during the night also & still woke up in the morning without a hangover. I have recommended Chaos Calmer to friends with the same sleeping issues due to the delights of this glorious menopause… sarcasm, a gift of age.
  • LynneG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Get back to sleep
    My elderly dog wakes me up once or twice a night to go out. After going downstairs and back up, I have trouble getting back to sleep. That's why Chaos Calmer is on my bedside table. A quick application and some slow breathing and I'm back to sleep!
  • Mayzie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Bedtime Routine
    I decided to try the Chaos Calmer on a whim! I suffer from insomnia. Even when I do get to sleep, it takes a long time for me to actually fall asleep and I struggle with staying asleep. So I tried it.
    Now it is an integral part of my bedtime routine! I apply a couple of pearl sized dollops to the inside of my arms starting at the wrist and stoping at the inside of the elbow. I massage them in and wait for everything to absorb while I brush my teeth and do my skincare routine. Once I lay down in bed, I can already feel it relaxing me and I drift off so much easier.
    I feel like it quiets the noise and tornado of thoughts I have in my head.
  • LS
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Buy it, try, it works!
    Chaos Calmer is a game changer for me. After 5 years of sleep issues (not being able to stay asleep), trying other sleep aids, Chaos Calmer is the only one what works for me. Apply it, give it a few minutes, and feel your mind clear, and be gently lulled to sleep. It is just wonderful! I use all Parlor Game products. All work fantastuc. My last purchase was for 2 Choas Calmers. One for me and one for a friend. Yeah, Parlor Game products are the best thing I've run across to lessen my menopause woes.
  • Debbie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calmness without drugs!
    This cream is a lifesaver for anxiety and stress. Sometimes in life for whatever reason, we are triggered with anxiousness or anxiety and this cream just calms you in very little time. I always have it with me.
  • Tammi R
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Game Changer for Deep Sleep
    Chaos Calmer has been such a helpful addition to getting good, deep sleep now that menopause has disrupted the great sleep I used to get. I fall asleep quickly and sleep 6 hours straight before I wake up to go to the bathroom. Then I return to sleep easily for another several hours. I also love the fact that Chaos Calmer is all natural and has no negative side effects!
  • Beth R
    ✅ Verified Customer
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Chaos calmer is my “go-to” at night when I can’t get my mind to settle. I rub it on the bottoms of my feet and wrists. It helps me to fall asleep faster or fall back to sleep. I keep it by my bedside and use it almost every night. It does exactly what it says, it calms the chaos. Thank you Parlor Games for this product. 
  • Bird
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    My husband myself and daughter use nightly and sleep like babies my daughter moved out a few weeks ago and had anxiety being out on her own she has been doing 2 pumps before bed and is able to sleep.
  • Cynthia S
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Rest in Menopause
    I’ve had trouble sleeping for years; I could fall asleep quickly but would wake up around 2-3 am and couldn’t get back to sleep. Chaos Calmer has been a dream for me. Now, if I do wake up during the night, I almost always fall right back to sleep. I also might use it on an extra stressful day, and I does help me calm down. Thank you so much for these amazing products!!
  • Laura S
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Not Just For Stress
    Chaos Calmer does help me deal with stress and anxious feelings, it also helps me to get back to sleep if I wake up in the night, but a really nice added benefit is that, because it contains magnesium, it helps reduce my joint pain! I apply it directly to my hips and elbows. AND, unlike most magnesium creams, it does not make me itchy!
  • L.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Yes!
    I didn’t think that I’d ever find something that could take the edge off of my anxiety! It helps me breath again!
  • Pat
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sleep!
    I use this at night before bed. Go to sleep right away & stay asleep!
  • PMS
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Better Sleep
    I rubbed this on my feet and ankles before bed. Alternating feet each night. Not only has it helped with my overall relaxation, it also helps me with restless leg syndrome. I haven’t had a single problem with it since I’ve started using this at night. I’m assuming it’s the magnesium.
  • Tammy
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Brain soothing and calmness promoting!
    Results are undeniable! I use it before bed to quiet the sometimes racing thoughts from the day. If I have anxiety or angst during the day, I also use it with pretty quick results of calm. Thanks!
  • Eroseland
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Nice to have
    Nice to have around for days of stress.
  • GG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Works Great!
    I’ve been using Chaos Calmer for some time now and I’m very happy with this product. I use it every night.
  • Peanut
    ✅ Verified Customer
    A great Creme
    This is a great creme it has help me get to sleep when I am restless . Only wish the bottle was bigger for the price.
  • Laurie H
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Game changer!
    I've been using this product just before bedtime and have been sleeping better! My husband asked to use it as well and he felt a deeper sleep with fewer wake ups during the night. "We" highly recommend!
  • ElBoz
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Part of the arsenal
    After suffering insomnia and sleep issues for the last decade, I've tried everything. I'm on my 2nd bottle of CC and I do think it helps me sleep better. This is part of my bedtime ritual now. Melatonin and one pump of CC on the wrist about an hour before bed.
  • Gypsy
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    Best product ever, as are all their products
  • Lisa LL
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Helps with sleep
    I use Chaos Calmer to decrease anxiety and help me relax at bedtime 
  • vtl
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Actually works
    I highly recommend Chaos Calmer. It helps with a relaxing, deep, natural sleep, but does not leave you groggy.
  • Shannon
    ✅ Verified Customer
    I use it every night
    I no longer need melatonin, sleepy time tea, or benadryl to settle down for the night. No more racing thoughts or jimmy-legs, just peaceful and cozy without feeling knocked out.
  • Robyn W
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It Does What it Says
    I carry it with me in my purse so if needed I can rub a bit on my belly or inner arms and feel much better right away. I am a nurse so it's busy and can get stressful. Helpful product and taking a few minutes to rub the cream in and take a few deep breaths is all it takes. It's effective and I'm pleased with the the results. The company also has other products I use and find effective in my post menopausal life.
  • Charlene E.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    I love all their products!
    This a great product!  I tell anyone about Parlor Game’s superior products every chance I get!  I wish every gynecologist knew about and promoted them.  Try them. You will only be disappointed at not finding them sooner!  
  • Evangeline
    ✅ Verified Customer
    My thoughts
    I love this product. I have suffered from different chronic pain conditions for over four years. I have not slept well in years. This product gives me, most nights, seven hours of uninterrupted sleep. What a blessing. Thank God and thank you ladies.
  • KellBell
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Loving this!
    I love this so much ..I use it on the nights I don't use my V3...and it helps me sleep so much!!
  • KP
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Stocking stuffer
    This is a wonderful calmer for me. I like it so much that I got it for my kids (who are in their early 30's) to help them with anxiety. It's rough out there!

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