LAST DAY TO SAVE 10%* - Coupon BFCM2024
*Excludes BioNude, subscriptions, hormone tests and health coaching
Pinballs on Cocaine
You know that being stressed isn’t your fault, but shouldn't you be able to calm yourself down? I mean, you know some Yoga moves. You have a meditation app. Breathing techniques aren’t that hard, so why can’t you just relax?
Well, because it’s not that simple.
Lots of things can stress us out. Our family. Our relationships. Our pets. Our jobs. Our to-do list. Neighbors. Bad drivers. That coworker who always mispronounces your name (it’s been five years!). And this isn’t even the big stuff, what about things like health scares? Legal worries? Pandemics or political division? It can create an overwhelming storm of stress that has us bouncing around from frazzled to fatigued like, well, a pinball on cocaine.
Biohazard Ahead!
All this stress can create a bit of a neurological, biochemical disaster. Grab your hazmat suit, and let’s take a closer look at the science.
As stress levels go up, our natural calming neurotransmitters (GABA, Serotonin) are drowned out by increasing levels of excitatory neurotransmitters called glutamate, norepinephrine, and epinephrine. When you add in elevated output of the hormone cortisol - that creates a brain that’s tired, but wired.
Calming Chemicals (and other neat tricks!)
The reality is, the things that stress you out aren’t all going to disappear, but there are things you can do that will help, and yes, breathing is one of those things (we know, we know, you’ve heard that before!). But, it is by no means the only thing that will help!
Our newest product, Chaos Calmer Cream, is a proprietary blend of GABA, Magnesium and L-theanine in a cream base that provides a unique combination of ingredients to calm the mind and body AND help the brain focus by reducing pressure of too many excitatory chemical messages.
How? Well, while magnesium and L-Theanine are minerals and amino acids (respectively) that will help to increase the production of GABA, GABA is the real superstar here. GABA slows down your brain by blocking specific signals in your central nervous system (your brain and spinal cord).
GABA is known for producing a calming effect. It’s thought to play a major role in controlling nerve cell hyperactivity associated with anxiety, stress and fear.
Combined, these three superstars will have you feeling less burnt out and more blissful in no time!Chaos Calmer for the win!
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
Parlor Games, LLC ● kate@parlor-games.com ● 5304 River Rd N Ste B ● Keizer OR 97303
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
28 Day Challenge Subscription Details
We ship you a 28 day supply of Silky Peach Cream for only $29 (more than 25% off our normal price) when you sign up for Subscribe & Save.
Follow the directions we include in the package and apply Silky Peach cream on your tender bits for 28 days.
Decision Day:
5 days before your subscription rebills, we’ll send you an email reminder with a link. If you decide Silky Peach is nice but not your thing… you can click that link and cancel your subscription without even talking to anyone. No hassle — no questions asked.
If you are like 72% of our Silky Peach customers, you’ll love it and can't imagine life without it. In that case, do nothing, and we’ll welcome you to the Parlor Games family and ship Silky Peach Cream to your door step every month for the same discounted price of $29 — locked in for as long as you remain a subscriber.
Important note about our easy-breezy subscriptions:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription — that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world — one vagina at a time! If you decide you don’t need Estriol as an ongoing solution for dryness, incontinence, UTIs and keeping sex fun and comfortable again, we understand. Five days before we ship your next order, you'll receive an email with a link to cancel right there in the message.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
FYI – Estriol is beneficial for skin integrity and mucous membranes. It’s great for vaginal atrophy and also amazing for use on the face and neck. Applying a small amount — about 1 pump — can help build the collagen and plump up the cells to reduce wrinkles. Who knew!!
OUR HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.