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Why is the bottle so hard to pump?
We use a type of bottle known as a vacuum pump bottle. The main difference? There is NO inner tube. We get a lot of emails from new customers when people open them and see no inner tube to 'suck' up the cream - which is what they are expecting! However, vacuum bottles are a different thing altogether, and rely on the removal of air with each pump to draw the base upwards, thus lifting the cream towards the spout. This has several advantages, such as the bottle not having to be at a specific angle to pump (you can even do it upside down!) and being able to get every last bit of cream out.
As you can see from the diagram below, the small plate at the bottom has a hole to create the vacuum effect, and the cream is lifted by an internal base plate to get it towards the opening.
Why is the cream so thick?
Another issue that can arise, and makes it challenging to pump, is because our cream is SO dang thick! Again, this is for a reason. We chose each of Silky Peach ingredients on purpose - which you can read more about here - to moisturize, stabilize, or otherwise aid in vaginal atrophy. We don't use a ton of filler ingredients, which would make the cream thinner, thus easier to pump... but also less potent and thus, less effective.
For those who live in colder climates, thick cream gets 'stiff', and the thickness combined with the vacuum pump... well, it can be really hard to get it moving, which is why we recommend letting your Silky Peach take a warm bath to help soften up that delicious thick Silky Peach and get it ready to go! However, it can take between 24-48 hours at room temperature to fully acclimate the cream.
Why does minimal air contact matter?
You might be thinking... ok, but why not just use a nice glass jar?! Well, aside from weight and shipping issues, we don't want air touching the cream. Whilst some women use the cream in 30 or 60 days, many women use less cream, meaning their Silky Peach can last them 6 months! Between hands touching the cream, hands touching vaginas, hands touching other surfaces, there is the likelihood that bacteria could touch the cream, and then proliferate. As such, we chose this bottle to limit air contact.
What is a 'metered dose'?
Another reason for the bottle choice was because each pump dispenses approximately the same amount, and that amount equates to 0.5mg of estriol - with 2 pumps totaling 1mg of estriol. This is important as it allows women to gauge how much estriol they are getting on a daily or weekly basis, especially if they are using other HRT, have a cancer history, or are trying to assess how much they need to use for their personal satisfaction. Without being able to give an accurate approximation, via metered pumps, we would have no way to let our amazing clients know how to adjust!
Ok, but what am I supposed to do?!
There are several ways to help your Silky Peach go from bottle to bits!
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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
Parlor Games, LLC ● kate@parlor-games.com ● 5304 River Rd N Ste B ● Keizer OR 97303
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
28 Day Challenge Subscription Details
We ship you a 28 day supply of Silky Peach Cream for only $29 (more than 25% off our normal price) when you sign up for Subscribe & Save.
Follow the directions we include in the package and apply Silky Peach cream on your tender bits for 28 days.
Decision Day:
5 days before your subscription rebills, we’ll send you an email reminder with a link. If you decide Silky Peach is nice but not your thing… you can click that link and cancel your subscription without even talking to anyone. No hassle — no questions asked.
If you are like 72% of our Silky Peach customers, you’ll love it and can't imagine life without it. In that case, do nothing, and we’ll welcome you to the Parlor Games family and ship Silky Peach Cream to your door step every month for the same discounted price of $29 — locked in for as long as you remain a subscriber.
Important note about our easy-breezy subscriptions:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription — that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world — one vagina at a time! If you decide you don’t need Estriol as an ongoing solution for dryness, incontinence, UTIs and keeping sex fun and comfortable again, we understand. Five days before we ship your next order, you'll receive an email with a link to cancel right there in the message.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
FYI – Estriol is beneficial for skin integrity and mucous membranes. It’s great for vaginal atrophy and also amazing for use on the face and neck. Applying a small amount — about 1 pump — can help build the collagen and plump up the cells to reduce wrinkles. Who knew!!
OUR HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.