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No one is writing love poems to their vacuum cleaner. No one goes home and stares at it lovingly. No one keeps their vacuum in a special gilded cupboard on a velvet cushion. But, without it, your house would be filled with dust, dirt, hair, and grime within a week. Say you spill a bag of chips? Who's the hero then?
Your Liver Is A Vacuum Cleaner
Our livers are the body’s vacuum cleaner, and they do a pretty heroic job. Even in the most pristine of environments with no toxicants (FYI, toxins are made BY your body, toxicants are the outside bad guys), no stress, organic food, and plenty of water, we still make cellular waste that needs breaking down and eliminating. The liver is working 24/7 to clean your body! We mean normal things like products of metabolism, excess hormones, vitamins, and inflammatory molecules, but it also handles the nasty stuff like heavy metals and harmful chemical compounds like BPA.
A congested liver is like a full vacuum cleaner. You can push the vacuum cleaner over the floor, and it can do its best to suck up the dirt and dog hairs, but if there is no space in the bag, the floor will stay dusty and dirty. So it is with your liver, too much dirt and stuff to clean up in the body means the liver itself gets overloaded. Your body still has the dirty stuff floating around and messing with your DNA… Yikes!
The Basics of Helping Your Liver
Now, there are some basics to giving your liver a helping hand:
But, there are some other things worth knowing.
How Do Medications Play A Role?
All medications taken orally are first broken down and metabolized in the liver. As much as 90% of a medication will be processed leaving 10% to work on the body. Some medications are designed so that after the liver has metabolized them, the resulting molecules are what is needed for the medical effect. Using medications topically - i.e. on the skin, means that the molecules are absorbed immediately into the bloodstream and don’t go through the liver. This is awesome for your liver as it is one less thing to have to metabolize and clean up. Not all medications can be given topically - but most steroid hormones can. Progesterone, estrogens, DHEA, testosterone, can all be put into a cream and then smoothed onto the skin.
Now, this means one more reason to love Silky Peach and other Parlor Games' topical creams; you get the hormones you need without stressing your liver. Plus, you need smaller amounts. Those hormones that are not used immediately at receptors in the body will be metabolized by the liver which is why it’s a good idea to use “just enough” to get the protective effect and no more.
Hormones & Your Liver
Now, hormones are wily things - they love fatty tissue and will happily sit forever in the fatty tissue in different parts of the body. This means that if you were to lose weight, there is a chance that as you burn fat stores, you will release some stored hormones. This can have positive or negative results; for some, increasing levels of estrogen can sometimes result in those estrogen dominance symptoms we all came to loathe:
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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
28 Day Challenge Subscription Details
We ship you a 28 day supply of Silky Peach Cream for only $29 (more than 25% off our normal price) when you sign up for Subscribe & Save.
Follow the directions we include in the package and apply Silky Peach cream on your tender bits for 28 days.
Decision Day:
5 days before your subscription rebills, we’ll send you an email reminder with a link. If you decide Silky Peach is nice but not your thing… you can click that link and cancel your subscription without even talking to anyone. No hassle — no questions asked.
If you are like 72% of our Silky Peach customers, you’ll love it and can't imagine life without it. In that case, do nothing, and we’ll welcome you to the Parlor Games family and ship Silky Peach Cream to your door step every month for the same discounted price of $29 — locked in for as long as you remain a subscriber.
Important note about our easy-breezy subscriptions:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription — that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world — one vagina at a time! If you decide you don’t need Estriol as an ongoing solution for dryness, incontinence, UTIs and keeping sex fun and comfortable again, we understand. Five days before we ship your next order, you'll receive an email with a link to cancel right there in the message.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
FYI – Estriol is beneficial for skin integrity and mucous membranes. It’s great for vaginal atrophy and also amazing for use on the face and neck. Applying a small amount — about 1 pump — can help build the collagen and plump up the cells to reduce wrinkles. Who knew!!
OUR HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.