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Our Bestselling Silky Peach cream is kind of a show off - you apply it and within a few months (or weeks… and even days - for the lucky few), you start to feel the results - no more itching, dryness, and pain. But, with progesterone, it’s not quite the show pony Silky Peach is, so what should you be looking for?
How Does Progesterone Actually Work?
Before we give you the secret key to unlock your understanding, you first have to understand how progesterone functions within the body. We can go through our post menopause life without it, but when we have progesterone in our bodies, it works in so many places on so many cells to improve their function. Think of it like salt - you can cook without it, but things taste a lot damn better when they’re seasoned! If you want to read more about all the specific things Progesterone does in the body, check out this blog.
How Much Do I Use?
The first thing to do when you begin using Vibrant Third Progesterone is to figure out the right amount for you. Our suggestion goes a little like this: Vibrant Third progesterone has 25mg of progesterone per pump. Apply one pump daily to thin areas of the skin (inner arms, behind the knee, around the ankles). Progesterone is absorbed into the bloodstream where it hitches a ride on a red blood cell and is spread around to all the places in the body where it is needed. Avoid applying on fatty tissue as the hormone will just sit there in the fat cells and not get to where it's needed. You can adjust your use as it fits your body. Some women need progesterone every day, others every other day, some need just half a pump.. More FAQs on progesterone can be found here!
Ok, So, Now What?!
So, you’ve figured out the best schedule for you, but is it actually working? The benefits can seem subtle, but provide an overall greater sense of wellbeing and vitality. This checklist is simple; if you can mark off five or more (5+), then that means that YES, Vibrant Third and its powerful progesterone are working for you, and will continue to do so, meaning more good things coming your way!
(a) More energy
(b) Less forgetting
(c) Less bloating
(d) Fewer feelings of aches and pains
(e) A greater sense of wellbeing
(f) Fewer mood swings and less general grumpiness
(g) Better sleep
And then, for all the more visible signs that progesterone is working, there are the non-visible impacts:
(h) Less bone loss
(i) Improved blood pressure
(j) Improved vascular health
(k) Less water retention
(l) Improved insulin resistance
(m) Increase in scalp hair
(n) Reduction in overall inflammation
An Estimated Time Frame for Results? About 3 Months...
How did you do? Remember, these things take time, and if your progesterone levels were depleted it can take three months or more to start seeing some of these gradual changes. The great thing about Vibrant Third Balancing Cream is that once it starts, it kicks off all those other dominoes - better diet, regular movement, deeper sleep, stress management and more H20! Before you know it, you’re feeling vibrant, vivacious, and so much more.
We called the cream Vibrant Third progesterone, because we want to be part of helping you live a Vibrant life after menopause. So, let's get to it - you can buy YOUR Vibrant Third, right here
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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
28 Day Challenge Subscription Details
We ship you a 28 day supply of Silky Peach Cream for only $29 (more than 25% off our normal price) when you sign up for Subscribe & Save.
Follow the directions we include in the package and apply Silky Peach cream on your tender bits for 28 days.
Decision Day:
5 days before your subscription rebills, we’ll send you an email reminder with a link. If you decide Silky Peach is nice but not your thing… you can click that link and cancel your subscription without even talking to anyone. No hassle — no questions asked.
If you are like 72% of our Silky Peach customers, you’ll love it and can't imagine life without it. In that case, do nothing, and we’ll welcome you to the Parlor Games family and ship Silky Peach Cream to your door step every month for the same discounted price of $29 — locked in for as long as you remain a subscriber.
Important note about our easy-breezy subscriptions:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription — that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world — one vagina at a time! If you decide you don’t need Estriol as an ongoing solution for dryness, incontinence, UTIs and keeping sex fun and comfortable again, we understand. Five days before we ship your next order, you'll receive an email with a link to cancel right there in the message.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
FYI – Estriol is beneficial for skin integrity and mucous membranes. It’s great for vaginal atrophy and also amazing for use on the face and neck. Applying a small amount — about 1 pump — can help build the collagen and plump up the cells to reduce wrinkles. Who knew!!
OUR HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.